guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
All of Stan Lee’s Marvel film cameos (updated!)
one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry
things tumblr needs to stop doing
- making minor useless changes
things tumblr needs to start doing
- releasing urls that have been terminated for 2+ years
- add a “disable reblogging” option for posts
- make blocking people make it so they can’t view your blog and set it up so i can make it when someone who i have blocked goes to my blog it redirects to a black page with white text in the middle that says “go fuck yourself” with a picture of shadow the hedgehog flipping them off
|—||Stephen Chbosky (via imtiredofbeingsosad)|
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
turning 12 like
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
did this person break up their own relationship
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
3005 - Childish Gambino || No matter what you say or what you do, when I’m alone I’d rather be with you.
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.